If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it with flowers
Modern occasions
Politeness can be hard. How do you congratulate someone on a success that you don’t think they deserve, thank them for a present you don’t like, or let them know that they’ve hurt your feelings deeply? Yes, you could try a little honest communication, or you could turn to
Victorian bouquets
The Victorian language of flowers is here for you. What’s better, telling someone you’re hurt and angry about being dumped, or giving them a bouquet of hortensia (you are cold), yellow tulips (hopeless love), and liquorice (I declare against you)?
If you chose the flowers, then welcome to
Sowing Discord
With 120 flower cards with their authentic language of flowers meanings, plus 40 occasions for bouquet giving, you’ll soon be a master at subtle, passive-aggressive communication, whatever the occasion.
Coming soon
Sowing Discord will be available to NZ buyers in early 2025. If you live overseas and really want a copy, get in touch (shipping might be kind of expensive, though).